ALAN ZWEIBEL: THERE’S NO CURBING THIS COMIC GENIUS
By Paul Freeman [2012 Interview] For more than 35 years, Alan Zweibel has been at the core of some of America’s sharpest, most innovative humor. One of the original “Saturday Night Live” writers, he was a creative force in both “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Also successful in the book world, Zweibel and co-author Dave Barry, have hit the road, promoting their insanely hilarious new novel, “Lunatics.” The gaggle of guffaws and giggles begins with the prologue and doesn’t end until the last page. It’s the zany story of two New Jersey dads whose feud starts with a youth soccer dispute and builds, through a series of misadventures, to their being mistaken as terrorists. Zweibel met Barry in 2005, at Washington, D.C.’s Kennedy Center, where Steve Martin was being honored with the Mark Twain Prize. . Zweibel eventually suggested writing a novel together, though they lived 1,500 miles apart. been garnering rave reviews. It’s already set as a Universal movie starring Steve Carell. Zweidel served as a creative consultant for a new Showtime documentary series, produced by Carell’s company. Titled “Inside Comedy,” it debuts January 26 and features such talents as Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Sarah Silverman, Garry Shandling, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Don Rickles and Chris Rock. Zweidel certainly knows comedy. While in college, he peddled jokes to comedians at $7 a pop. He moved up from Catskills comics to Rodney Dangerfield. He decided to develop his own stand-up act. Lorne Michaels caught a set, was impressed and Zweibel landed a writing gig on a new show called “Saturday Night Live.’” During his five seasons on the show, 1975–1980, Zweibel wrote classic sketches including the Samurai for John Belushi. He helped create the characters of Roseanne Roseannadanna and Emily Litella for Gilda Radner. After Radner’s death from ovarian cancer, Zweibel wrote a best-selling book about their friendship titled “Bunny Bunny: Gilda Radner - a Sort of Love Story,” which he later adapted into an off-Broadway play. Always looking to push the envelope, Zweibel co-created the wondrously quirky “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” and served as consulting producer on “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” He collaborated with Billy Crystal on the Tony-winning Broadway hit, “700 Sundays.” Zweibel has won multiple Emmy, Writers Guild of America, and TV Critics awards for his work in television which also includes “Monk.” Besides “Lunatics,” Zweibel's books include “The Other Shulman,” a novel that won the 2006 Thurber Prize for American Humor. His popular children’s book, “Our Tree Named Steve,” has been translated into eleven languages, and his young adult novel, “North,” was made into a movie directed by Rob Reiner. It was a delight chatting with the New Jersey-based Zweibel for Pop Culture Classics. PCC: ZWEIBEL: So about a year ago, I said, ‘Look, let’s write something together.’ And he went, What?’ And I said, ‘Like a novel.’ And he said, ‘I live 1,500 miles away from you. How are we going to do this?’ And I said, ‘Give me a couple of days.’ And so I called him and said, ‘Look, here’s the situation...’ I knew his daughter Sophie played soccer. All three of my kids went through, not only soccer, but little league, all that stuff. I said, ‘Okay, so there’s an AYSO game, soccer, under 12 or under 10, the ref calls one of the girls offside, when she kicks what would be the tying or the winning goal. Her father goes ballistic. He’s one of these overzealous soccer dads. I’ll be the ref. You be the overzealous dad. Let’s alternate chapters and let’s see where it takes us.’ So I sent him the first chapter, three pages or so. And this was all in email. We did not chart a course of where this was going to go. I acted on an episode of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ this past season and I had worked on it a number of years ago. And I told Larry David how we were doing this. He said, ‘Well, this is just like my show.’ And that’s absolutely right. You have no idea what the other guy’s going to say, but you react and then you make it go forward, just like we do a dialogue, in ‘Curb.’ So I had no idea what Dave was going to do with that first chapter. A couple days later, his chapter, as the other guy, comes back to me. And I go, ‘Whoa! Whoa! Look at this vulgar animal!’ [Chuckles] And I know why he chose that. In my mind, I’m going, ‘All right, I’ll make my guy sort of by the numbers, a good citizen and whatever.’ And Dave just went the flip side of it. So we just kept on going back and forth, advancing the story. And in our minds - and this was never discussed - you take a small thing, two people have a feud and, as a result, eventually, there’s a new Pope [Laughs]. ‘Let’s see where this goes.’ It just escalates as it keeps on going. And the two of us were actually surprised as to what it told us it wanted to do. Dave would send back a chapter and his character is after a drunken woman who’s swinging lemur over her head out a window, on the George Washington Bridge. And it was Dave, who had the cop shot in the scrotum. I also believe it was Dave who had our two guys mistaken to be terrorists. I was the one who wrote about the insulin pump being mistaken for a bomb. But I didn’t know it would go to such an Al Queda kind of level [Laughs], which is where he took it. And before you know it, we were going around the world. So we didn’t chart the course. And I have saved all the emails that we had during the process. There were a couple of times where he would write to me and go, ‘Listen, you’ve got two kids. You’ve given them five names.’ [Laughs]. But we only met, physically, twice during the process. He came up to New York. We had dinner. And we really didn’t get to the book until we were on coffee. PCC: ZWEIBEL: And there were one or two times, when he would sort of stump me, but not really. I know that there were one or two times when I sent him a chapter and he would write and go, ‘Do you think that this chapter that you just sent me is a lateral move, as opposed to a forward move?’ And I’d look at it and go, ‘Yeah, I guess so.’ So I’d redo the chapter. But it was never, ‘How about this?’ or ‘How about that?’ There was one time, they were on a cruise ship, and it’s a clothing optional cruise, and my guy fell in love with somebody. And this woman, she gets swept overboard. And I had my guy then jump in after her. And Dave wrote me back. He said, ‘Listen, I don’t know the last time you saw a cruise ship [Laughs], but they’re pretty high from the water. I’ll buy one of them. But the other one? And they both live and they’re going to swim to Cuba?’ I said, ‘All right, fine.’ So I went back and I had the boat rocking to a point where that deck that she was on just about slapped the water, so she slid in. You know what I’m saying. But it would be little things like that. And then, I think the only other conversation we had, you’ll see, there are many stops before the guys come home - Cuba, Somalia, Middle East. And, at one point, he said, ‘Listen, we should start bringing them home.’ So ‘Okay, when we get to China, we’ll bring them home.’ But it was as vague as that. There was no blueprint. There was no outline. There was nothing. So every so often, we’d rein each other in a little bit, so we’d have to go back and tweak, maybe. But nothing that looked like, well, looked like we were responsible authors. Nothing that vaguely resembled that. PCC: ZWEIBEL: What happened was, just to test our own sanity, when decided that, when we got to page 100, we would give those 100 pages to our respective agents and let them tell us what they thought. They passed it on to our respective publishers. Dave was with Putnam for a very long time. I was with Random House for a very long time. And the feedback was from both houses was, ‘This is really good. We want this.’ We were just wetting our finger and holding it up in the air to see which way the wind was blowing. And we signed a deal with Putnam Dave’s publisher, based on the 100 pages. So, two things, one, ‘Maybe we ARE on to something.’ And two, ‘Oh, f-ck, we’ve got to finish this thing. Oh shit, they’re taking us seriously!’ So we wrote the rest. It all happened so quicky. I sent him Chapter One on February 25 of 2011. And by Memorial Day weekend, we had a deal with Putnam, based on the 100 pages, finished the novel and handed it in sometime in October, because Putnam wanted a January pub date. And sold it as a movie Thanksgiving weekend. We went into Thanksgiving weekend knowing that Universal, with Steve Carell playing the character I’m writing, we knew that going into Thanksgiving. So it was one of those things that never happens in real life. But the planets were sort of lined up that way. PCC: ZWEIBEL: PCC: ZWEIBEL: So our story is all over the map and if someone were to budget out what we just did, it would be hundreds of millions of dollars. So reining it in is going to be a task. Giving it more heartthan it has, is something we need to address. So, prototypically, what we’re using, is the original ‘In-Laws,’ with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk, or ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ with Stebve Martin and John Candy. That kind of relationship, but also giving it who are these guys and how are they affected by their time together and how to they change by the time they come home? So we’ve got to give it some human emotions that the book may not have enough. PCC: ZWEIBEL: And like I said, the planets were lined up wonderfullty and that’s how he’s attached. So they probably won’t even think about the other guy until after the script comes in and you go through that process, lining up a director and all that. PCC: ZWEIBEL: PCC: ZWEIBEL: PCC: ZWEIBEL: PCC: ZWEIBEL: So when I graduated college, I started writing for a bunch of comedians, up in the Catskill Mountains, guys who were much older than me. I was 22 and these guys were like 40, 45. So it was like writing for my parents’ friends. They paid me $7 a joke, which was the going rate at the time. Gradually I earned more - $10, $12. And I realized after a year or two - you can’t fool me too long - two years later, I realized I was going nowhere fast [Laughs]. These were non-descript, very nice guys, very commercial comedians. But it wasn’t until I started for guys like Rodney Dangerfield - you know, ‘I get no respect,’ that kind of persona, that I was writing for characters, not just joke-writing. So I took all the jokes that all those older guys wouldn’t buy from me, because they thought it was too hip for their room, and I made it into a comedy act for myself. There were two comedy clubs in New York at the time, Catch A Rising Star and The Improvisation. And I went on stage to deliver that material, with the hopes that somebody would come in. Because those were the places that were attracting managers and agents and producers. So you’d hope somebody would come in and like your material and give you a job on TV. I did it for about four months. I became friends with a guy named Billy Crystal, who was just starting out. He lived three towns away from me, on Long Island. I was living with my parents back then. He was already married with a kid. He picked me up every night in his Volkswagen. We’d go in and do our shows and then, on the way back, we’d listen to our respective tapes and critique each other. Larry David also started around that time and I became buddies with him. About four months into this experiment of mine, Lorne Michaels came in, liked my material and asked to see more. I had a meeting with him, because he was putting together this new show that was going to premiere in the fall, called ‘Saturday Night Live.’ I gave him a book with about 1,100 jokes in it. And I got a call a day or so later that I’d gotten a job on the show. So that was the break. That was the greatest. PCC: ZWEIBEL: So yes, it got frenzied. As the show became popular, more and more problems arose. People were fighting a little bit more to get their stuff on the air, because it could lead to creating your own TV series or a movie. But I remember it was incredible fun. It was so exciting. I met my pal Gilda on that show. I met my wife on that show. She was a p.a. We’ve been married 32 years now. So for us, who were with the show when it started, it was like, ‘Let’s do something!’ And this is what we came up with. The guys I was speaking to last night, it’s a different kind of excitement, because they grew up watching this thing and now it’s a dream come true to be on this show that they watched, growing up. The process is harrowing. And you get very, very tired. But you look back and go, ‘Boy, this was fun.’ PCC: ZWEIBEL: I wrote a book about the two of us, called ‘Bunny Bunny,’ years ago. And then I turned it into a play. And that book still sells like crazy. And the play is always playing somewhere.So there’s something about her that’s enduring. PCC: ZWEIBEL: PCC: ZWEIBEL: So I think that there’s something about playing with the form, which I think is some kind of tenet of parody. You watch the norm and you just twist it a little bit. PCC: ZWEIBEL: I do a lot of stage stuff and I collaborated with Billy Crystal and we won a Tony for ‘700 Sundays,’ this one-man show that we did with him. And, once again there, there are a lot of devices in it and a lot of moves that are really charming, they’re not ones that you see every day on the stage. But they work toward enhancing and reflecting the spirit of what’s being said. It’s fun, actually trying to think, ‘All right, how else can we say this?’ Or ‘What else can we do to supplement what we’re saying?’ PCC: ZWEIBEL: I wrote a movie based on a book that I had written, called ‘North.’ And in my speaking engagements, I take out and I read Rober Ebert’s review of it, where he uses the word ‘hate’ 14 times. So it’s like, what do you do with this? But it took me many years to be able to do that. PCC: ZWEIBEL: You’ve just got to ride those things out. One of the things you have to do - and I don’t think I’ve reached this point yet, by any means - but I think the goal is to temper the frustration. Don’t let it paralyze. Just go, ‘Okay, here we go again. How do we get out of this one?’ PCC: ZWEIBEL: Yeah, I had a piece on The Huffington Post a couple of weeks ago and it took me two or three days to write. And it was very, very well received. As a matter of fact, AOL picked it up, so it sort of went viral. And I did it not because I was in any funk, I did it because I wanted to start advertising this book, because, at the bottom, they provided a link to the Amazon page, so people could pre-order. However, I’m thinking of doing more and more, because you keep your name out there - it has practical purposes. But, at the same time, it’s a little bit of a respite from some of the other things that might be a little bit more emotionally taxing. PCC: ZWEIBEL: Look, anything that’s in our head is worthy of a Pulitzer. But something happens between your head and the page,” Zweidel said, laughing. “It turns to shit. It’s only a foot between my head and my laptop. What happened? So, when you can accomplish, in one way or another, what you were hoping to, that’s incredibly rewarding. That has never changed. PCC: ZWEIBEL: Look, I come from live TV. Before that, I was writing for comics who were performing in nightclubs. So to have that live, immediate reaction, is a drug in a way. So I don’t have any specific goals saying, ‘I’ve got to get that Oscar.’ I don’t think in terms of prizes. I just get turned on, having been lucky, whatever idea I’ve had, I’ve had the luxury of presenting it in the best way that I thought that this should be presented. Not every idea is a movie. Some things are only three-page articles. Not everything is a TV show. Some things are TV. And I’m not saying they’ve all been successful by any means. But, giving it an honorable or a noble attempt at letting it be realized for what it wants to be. I was with Carl Reiner about six months ago, when we shot his interview for this Showtime series. He must be like 87 or something like that. And after we shot this in his backyard, I hung out a little bit with him. I hadn’t seen him in a while. And my last book, I inscribed, ‘Dear Carl, this book is really good... Alan Zweibel.’ And I hand it to him and, without even skipping a beat, he reached up on a shelf, took out his brand new children’s book and wrote, ‘Dear Zweibel, your book is really good. But mine is better... Carl.’ Now here’s a guy who just keeps going and going. He has a new novel. I like that. I know it’s show business. But I always embraced the creative part and thought, ‘Okay, let’s build something new over here.’ For the latest news on this one-man laugh factory, including book tour dates, visit www.alanzweibel.com. |