"MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 PRESENTS: THE LOST AND FOUND COLLECTION"
"The Lost and Found Coilection." What a find! Shout! Factory has taken episodes from now out-of-print "Mystery Science Theater" box sets and repackaged them in this welcome collection. Both Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson episodes are featured.
In "Final Justice," hulking Joe Don Baker, portraying Thomas Jefferson Geronimo, a modern Texas sheriff, loves justice almost as he does food. His assignment is to accompany a murderous Sicilian mobster back to Italy. The flight is waylaid in Malta (and yes, there is a Falcon joke). Paired with a pretty, young Italian cop, Geronimo hunts through the means streets and waterways of Malta. He's wearing a garish western outfit. The crew aptly describes him as "a giant baby in a hat." As Crow says, "He makes Porter Waggoner look underdressed." Basically, it's a whale-out-of-water story. Pausing from his rampaging, Geronimo goes to a seedy bar and chugs a glass of milk. That sets off yet another brawl. Riffs run rampant, too. The network's silly censoring of profanity is funny in itself. One of the disc's bonuses presents writer/director/producer Greydon Clark offering insights into this terrific turkey.
"Manhunt in Space" is actually a feature version of the 50s "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" series. Its titanic tackiness is ripe for riffs. A huge plus is that this "MST" episode kicks off with a vintage black-and-white segment of "General Hospital," with Roy "The Invaders" Thinnes as part of the cast.
Going from B-pictures to a grade-Z horror movie, we have "Mad Monster." A mad scientist turns his Lenny-like handyman into a werewolf. A Crow-Servo exchange: "What's Wolfman doing in the cellar?" "Trying to figure out what kind of wine goes with people." Best part of this disc is the inclusion of a chapter from a Commando Cody sci-fi serial, "Rdar Men from the Moon." The costumes, plot and effects generation giggles galore.
Science again goes awry in "Dr. Z" This insane researcher wants to turn men into fish and destroy the world via pollution. He transforms himself into a vengeful sea creature -- one of the worst rubber suits ever, by the way. The plodding pace allows plenty of time for well-aimed zingers. Added amusement comes when the crew goes on a fishing trip during one of the breaks.
"The Beatniks" (1960) opens with a gang of young hoods robbing a senior couple at their mom-and-pop place of business. One of the nastier delinquents, Peter Breck of "Big Valley" fame, tries to stir up some Cassavetes-like intensity. The movie obviously has no clue what beatnicks are about. The crew, as an educational service, gives us the Top 10 reasons why you're probably not a beatnik. One of the punks stumbles into stardom as a pop singer. Crow quips, "He needs a soul transplant!" The movie was written and directed by Paul Frees, best known as the voice of Boris Badenov in "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show." Another "General Hospital" chunk graces this disc.
"The Crawling Eye" -- with a screenplay by Hammer great Jimmy Sangster plus Forrest Tucker and Janet Munro in leading roles, how bad could the movie be? Pretty, pretty bad, as it turns out. And that fact, as well as the bizarre concept, makes it an ideal choice for MST 3000's first scripted episode. As the original theatrical trailer, an extra on the disc, points out, the "action" (and there isn't much for the first hour), takes place high on a mountainside, with radioactive forces of evil perpetrating murder and madness. And yes, there is a gigantic, creeping eyeball, seen in the climax, that hungers for human flesh. It sounds a lot more exciting that what the filmmakers were able to bring to fruition. MSTies will relish the other bonus feature, Joel talking about the series' awkward beginnings and the evolution to being fully scripted, with actual sets.
Enjoy the Laugh-filled trip into MST history provided by this newly released package.